ORLANDO, FL – Tiger Woods has called in a favor to an old friend in hopes of getting back on track!
Bat Boy
POPE SIGNS WITH THE ANGELS
LOS ANGELES – Pitcher Pope Benedict XVI has signed with the Los Angeles Angels for the remainder of the 2010 Major League Baseball season.
LARISSA RIQUELME IS DATING BAT BOY
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Larissa Riquelme, who has been told for years that she looks like Bat Boy, is now dating the love of her life.
CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING GUEST LIST
WWN EXCLUSIVE – Bat Boy, Bigfoot, and Bush are all on the guest list for Chelsea Clinton’s wedding in Rhinebeck, New York on July 31.
BAT BOY PUT IN CHARGE OF U.S. CYBER COMMAND
BREAKING – Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.
GOOGLE SAYS: "HORSEBOY LIVES!"
ABERDEEN, UK – Mr. Russell Moffatt in Hardgate was on his way to an appointment with his ophthalmologist when he spotted a five-foot tall boy with a horse’s head.