VANCOUVER – America’s favorite mutant has made a more than welcomed appearance up north!
Bat Boy
KATE WINSLET AND SAM MENDES SPLIT
LOS ANGELES, CA – A titanic split has rocked Hollywood. WWN has the real motives behind the breakup!
JAPANESE JOIN HUNT TO CAPTURE BAT BOY
WEST VIRGINIA – Bat Boy is still on the loose and U.S. officials are losing patience. They’ve called in the big guns to help!
BRAD AND ANGELINA SPLIT
LOS ANGELES, CA – Rumors are circulating about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt nearly splitting up. The argument stemmed from Jolie wanting to adopt Bat Boy!
BAT BOY TRAPS SANTA
CHARLESTON, WV – Bat Boy trapped Santa Claus! Mutant child not sure what he’s supposed to do with him now.
JESSICA SIMPSON BILLY CORGAN
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jessica Simpson is dating Billy Corgan, sources close to the couple say she likes him to dress up like Bat Boy!
WINTER STORM 2009
DETROIT, MI – Winter has finally arrived in a series of storms pelting the Midwest. Bat Boy has instigated a statewide day of revelry in Michigan.
VIETNAMESE BAT BOY?
HO CHI MINH CITY – A small boy jumped from the fifth floor of his house to meet his mother!
NEW MOON PREMIERE
LOS ANGELES, CA – Seen at the exclusive New Moon movie premiere was America’s Favorite Mutant and die hard Twilight fan, Bat Boy!