Bat Boy made a rare public appearance when Fall Out Boy invited him on stage. Through high-pitched squeaks and squeals, Bat Boy then convinced the band to run off with him into the night and devour mosquitoes.
Ashlee Simpson did not attend.
The Weekly World News continues its crusade of exposing Bat Boy’s true nature by presenting this new discovery. It appears that he may have developed the very frightening power of mind control.
Shortly after introducing his sister, Michelle Obama, CRAIG ROBINSON flew off into the Denver night to devour mosquitoes.
The Weekly World News has unearthed archival proof of Bat Boy’s infiltration of celebrity culture. Will his reign of terror never cease?!
See exclusive video of Batboy in the NYC subway system. The elusive freak of nature is seen in the Big Apple!
Shocking development coming from the UK. Charlie of “Charlie Bit My Finger Again” is reported to have vestigial wings that were removed at birth. Insiders are speculating that he could be the British Bat Boy.