CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama will soon be appointing members to his cabinet, and insiders are predicting one surprising addition.
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OBATMA 2012
CHICAGO, IL – In the wake of President Elect Barack Obama’s speech, Obatma took to the stage to make his own announcement.
OUTER SPACE OUTSOURCING
NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.
MICHELLE LOVES OBATMA
KANSAS CITY, MO – At a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family. During a Vote for Change rally, Michelle spoke about her passion for helping American families thrive. “Policies that support families aren’t political issues. They’re personal. They’re the causes I carry with me … READ MORE
OBATMA AND BAT BOY TOUR U.S.
JOPLIN, MO – The recent unveiling of Obama’s mutant half brother has guaranteed him the mutant vote.
BAT BOY BACKS OBAMA
Obatma’s half-brother, Barack Obama, has received the political endorsement of America’s favorite precocious mutant: Bat Boy.
JOSEPH PLUMMER IS JOE PLUMBER
PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”.
FIRST EVER INTERSTELLAR EXTRADITION
SAFFORD, AZ. – A fugitive’s abduction by aliens has prompted a hasty interstellar extradition treaty, now under review by the U.S. Senate.