EVERGLADES CITY, FL – A group of Florida men videotaped and caught a 750 pound mako shark!
Month: August 2011
ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES
NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!
VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK!
LOUISIANA – For the first time in U.S. history, vampire bats are attacking and killing citizens.
CHARLIE SHEEN SIGNED BY ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
CASEY ANTHONY DATING JESSE JAMES
LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Casey Anthony is dating Jesse James, who recently split from Kat Von D.
HEIDI MONTAG REGRETS PLASTIC SURGERY
NEW YORK, NY – Heidi Montag may be having second thoughts regarding her extensive plastic surgery!
SNOOKI ENGAGED!
NEW YORK – Jionni LaValle popped the question at Distict 36 in NYC and the Jersey Shore star said “Pickles!”
NEW CONTINENT DISCOVERED
An international team of explorers has discovered a new continent, Pangea, in the Atlantic.
ELECTRONIC TATTOO
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The government will be using electronic tattoos to monitor “suspicious” citizens.