BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – Charlie Sheen has been in Colombia for the last week, trying to start his own drug cartel.
CHARLIE SHEEN FINDS KUSHTAKA!
Charlie Sheen went to Alaska to find Kushtaka (half-man, half-otter) and… he found him! A …
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CHARLIE SHEEN TO HOST OSCARS!
BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Brett Ratner and Don Mischer announced today that the 84th Academy Awards will be hosted by Charlie Sheen.
CHARLIE SHEEN SIGNED BY ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
CHARLIE SHEEN HOSPITALIZED
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.