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ALIEN INVASION WILL CURE WORLD ECONOMIC WOES

August 15, 2011 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Economists from around the world gathered at the U.N. to discuss solving the global financial crisis – by fighting aliens!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien invasion, Aliens, cnn, Economic Stimulus, gps, new york times, Planet Zeeba, Stimulus, world war ii

ED ANGER SAYS: "HEALTH CARE IS 'RETARDED'!"

July 27, 2009 by Ed Anger

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After years of telling us not to call people “retarded” any more, the Democrats are using the word!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags communist-in-chief, global warming, naacp, new york times, Obama Special Olympics, sarah palin, teleprompter kid

ED ANGER SAYS: GEORGE BUSH STILL RULES!

May 6, 2009 by Ed Anger

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Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, edanger, george bush, george w. bush, gm, keith olbermann, new york times, president bush, teleprompter kid, the view

GRASS MUD HORSE: WHAT IS IT?!

March 12, 2009 by Gerry Dorsey

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CHENGDU – Word has spread of the mythical creature, the “grass mud horse”, which is rumored to live in the Chinese desert. But what is it truly?

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags alpaca, gobi desert, new york times

ED ANGER SAYS QUIT DREAMING ABOUT OBAMA!

February 9, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Sigmund Freud with a busted stogie about that crazy woman at the New York Times!

Categories Ed Anger Tags communist-in-chief, george washington, new york times, pork chop hill, teleprompter kid

SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT

February 6, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

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JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags Ashley Judd Sarah Palin, cbs, cnn, fox news, new york times, oprah winfrey, sarah palin, Sarah Palin Killing Wolves, the today show, washington post

OBAMA MAKES MISTAKE, TURNS TO APE

February 5, 2009 by Carl Woodward

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WASHINGTON, DC – With February off to a rocky start, President Obama called an old friend for some much needed support – PhD Ape!

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags chicago, michelle obama, new york times, obama, phd ape, president obama, Stimulus Package, stimulus plan, tom daschle, tom daschle taxes, tom daschle withdrawal

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