GREAT BRITAIN – Scholars are reportedly confirming that God (Yahweh) has a wife (Asherah).
CHARLIE SHEEN SIGNED BY ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS
PHOENIX – The Arizona Diamondbacks signed Charlie Sheen as a reserve second baseman for the remainder of the season.
CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.