August 2011

BRAIN-EATING AMOEBA ATTACK!

August 18, 2011 by Tap Vann

ORANGE BEACH, AL – Brain-eating amoeba have been found in the Alabama water supply and communities in Mississippi.

August 18, 2011 by Foxington Delaware

PARIS – Scantily-clad young girls wearing make-up and sporting voluminous up-dos are promoting lingerie targeted at four-year-old-girls.

August 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

SYDNEY – In order to boost sales, Australian airline Qantas is promising female orgasms.

August 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

MARYLAND – Workers at a hospital captured a live chupacabra!

June 27, 2022August 17, 2011 by Frank Lake

SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.

August 17, 2011 by Tap Vann

A new study found that watching too much television will cut 10-15 years off your life.

August 16, 2011 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – 94-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor is pregnant with Prince Frederic von Anhalt’s baby.

August 16, 2011 by Frank Lake

PARIS – French President Sarkozy and German Chancellor Merkel have decided to merge countries!

August 16, 2011 by Frank Lake

SEATTLE, WA – Amazon is making airbags for smartphones!

June 27, 2022August 16, 2011 by Frank Lake

CORAH, IOWA – There was an Elvis sighting on President Obama’s tour of the midwest!P