January 2011

JUSTIN BIEBER TRANSGENDER ON CSI

January 11, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

HOLLYWOOD – Justin Bieber to play a transgender runaway who is at the wrong place at the wrong time.

January 11, 2011 by Garrett Hawley

Judgement day is rapidly approaching for Facebook. Fear not – WWN has alternatives to pass the time with!

January 11, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON– Archeologists have unearthed the oldest wine-making facility in Armenia. The dry red vintage is about 6,000 years old.

January 11, 2011 by WWN Staff

DINGLE, Ire. – After years of extensive searching, the lost city of Atlantis has been found – on Google Maps!

January 11, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

LONDON – BAE Systems, British based defense company has come up with a green laser that effectively blinds an approaching pirate vessel.

January 11, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – There’s a giant green blob in outer space. It’s alive and it’s heading for Earth!

January 11, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

LONDON — Royal damage control is in full effect! The Royals have learned that Kate Middleton was actually born in 1975!

January 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The FCC has declared that nudity will now be allowed on TV – including full frontal nudity!

January 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

BRAZIL – The Argentinean soccer star, Andres D’Alessandro, has been named the greatest soccer player in the world by FIFA.

January 10, 2011 by WWN Staff

NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck announced yesterday that he will be taking his controversial talk-show to China – permanently!