MEXICO CITY – Cinco de Mayo celebrations will proceed in Mexico. Adjustments are being made to counter the lingering threat of swine flu.
Month: May 2009
TWO-HEADED NIGHTINGALE
Conjoined twins Millie and Christine McCoy were born slaves, but the sisters became such successful entertainers that they bought the plantation where they were born!
STUCK ON A TRUCK
CONWAY, AR – The 9th Annual Stuck on a Truck was held over the weekend. How long did the winner stay touching the truck?
BASEBALL TO PLAN ALL-JUICING LEAGUE
NEW YORK, NY – News broke this morning that the MLB had come up with a solution to finally put to rest the performance-enhancing scandal: ‘An All-Juicing League’.
ARLEN SPECTER WILL NOT BE LOYAL DEMOCRAT
WASHINGTON, DC – Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter was thrust into the national stage last week when he switched from the Republican Party to the Democrats.
ED ANGER SAYS: BIDEN NEEDS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT
I’m madder than Matt Lauer whose run out of Rogaine! Who needs scary movies at the drive-in when we’re living in terror every day?
6 SIGNS YOUR DOCTOR IS AN ALIEN
Thousands of aliens are masquerading as doctors in America and the patients who go to them are being subjected to unethical medical treatment, a leading researcher warns.
REPUBLICANS UNCOVER SWINE FLU CONSPIRACY
WASHINGTON, DC – The growing threat of global pandemic resulting from Swine Flu has health organizations worldwide searching for an origin.
FIRST GAY AMERICAN IDOL?
LOS ANGELES, CA – Adam Lambert is heavily favored to win this season of American Idol. Is America ready for its first possibly gay idol?