MANCHESTER, NH – An odd-looking cat called “Ugly Bat Boy” was revealed to the world last week. But is he related to Bat Boy in more than just name?
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PRO-OBAMA MCCAIN A POD PERSON
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking move, John McCain supported President Obama’s Iraq troop withdrawal plan, confirming recent allegations – McCain is an alien pod person!
BERNANKE’S RECESSION PREDICTION
WASHINGTON, DC – Bernanke finally admits how he predicted the end of the recession: Astrology!
NEW AGE DEAL PUTS PSYCHICS TO WORK
WASHINGTON, DC – The economic recovery plan put forward by the Obama administration includes an initiative to employ as many as five hundred psychics.
LARGEST STINGRAY EVER CAUGHT
BANGKOK – The largest stingray ever caught was recorded and released back into the wild. But was it of this earth?
SEVEN APHORISMS OF SUMMUM
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – A small religious group was denied erecting a granite monument in a Utah park with their tenants on it. But what are these “seven aphorisms”?
BAILOUT PACKAGE NEGLECTS ATHLETES
NEW YORK, NY – Times are tough. The economy is tanking. And some sports leagues, teams, and stadiums have imposed a ticket price freeze.
LAKE JOCASSEE’S UNDERWATER HOTEL
SALEM, SC – Video has been released of divers exploring the remains of a hotel deep beneath the man-made Lake Jocassee.