EXECUTION DRUG DEPLETED: U.S. TURNS TO STONING

WASHINGTON – With supplies of execution drugs disappearing, the U.S. has turned to more primitive methods of execution.

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NEW AGE DEAL PUTS PSYCHICS TO WORK

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WASHINGTON, DC – The economic recovery plan put forward by the Obama administration includes an initiative to employ as many as five hundred psychics.

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Middle East Aliens!

“No one would’ve believed that beneath a Middle Eastern desert extraterrestrials were conducting a vast, worldwide surveillance operation,” Israeli Army Major Joseph Dov revealed to Weekly World News. “That is, until we found them!”