WASHINGTON, DC – The US Treasury is putting the $100,000 bill back into circulation.
FED SAYS RECESSION IS OVER
Ben Bernanke says that the worst of the recession is over and the economy will level out, thanks to a large reserve of gold found hidden under Mount Rushmore.
BERNANKE’S RECESSION PREDICTION
WASHINGTON, DC – Bernanke finally admits how he predicted the end of the recession: Astrology!