NEW YORK, NY – Alien and human labor activists are protesting outsourcing to a planet with a forty hour day.
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VIDEO – LARRY KING WANTS TO INTERVIEW AN ALIEN
Larry King has declared that he will be the first broadcaster to interview an alien if we ever make contact!
VIDEO – LARRY KING INTERVIEWS UFO WITNESSES
Larry King interviewed witnesses of a mass UFO sighting in Stephenville, Texas.
INDIA TO CATER ALIEN SUMMIT
NEW DELHI, INDIA – India recently announced that it would launch its first manned mission to the moon in the coming months.
PALIN POSED WITH ALIEN BEER
Racy photos have emerged of Sarah Palin posing with alien beer during her beauty queen days.
VIDEO – ALIEN ON TAPE?
Larry King interviews Stan Romanek, who says he shot footage of a real alien outside his house.
FEDS BUST ALIEN COCK FIGHTING RING
LOS LUNAS, NM – Federal Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives raided an underground warehouse used to stage alien cock fighting.
FIRST EVER INTERSTELLAR EXTRADITION
SAFFORD, AZ. – A fugitive’s abduction by aliens has prompted a hasty interstellar extradition treaty, now under review by the U.S. Senate.
NBC's "The Office" Busted For Subliminal Messages
BURBANK, CA – The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) issued fines to NBC and producers of “The Office” for injecting subliminal messages into the show. The screen shot from an episode last Spring above shows a monitor promoting Zorock, an alien candidate for this year’s election of a new Galactic Overlord.