Bigfoot's Prints in Hollywood
Bigfoot has joined the hundreds of famous celebrities who have left their footprints outside the renowned Grauman’s Chinese Theatre
Aliens
UFO Found on Beach After Hurricane Ike
Unearthly beer bottles scattered on the floor suggest that the aliens had been flying inebriated
Alien Sitcoms are Worse than Ours
“The show has every worn-out cliché you’ve seen on TV a million times,” declares linguist Barry Malford of San Diego
Pope OKs Alien Priest
Pope Benedict XVI has named an alien to minister a parish in the southwestern United States
Alien Marketers
“Suddenly, I heard what sounded like a cat caught in a blender. In the midst of all that shrieking, I could’ve sworn I heard my name.”
Alien Skull at Roswell
New cracks have appeared in the 61-year cover-up of a fatal UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico
Aliens Fattening Up Americans
And they’re finally ripe for slaughter!
Crop Circles are Alien Graffiti!
“After spending decades trying to decipher crop circles, we have found they are nothing more than obscenity-laced insults”
An E.T. Gobbled my Laundry
A 54-year-old waitress says a space alien ate two washer loads of clothes right off her line!
Aliens Attempted to Abduct a Bigfoot!
“They must have been strong aliens because that Bigfoot must have weighed at least 500 pounds,” said Jeffrey Antis.