ATLANTIC CITY – On the reunion show of Real Housewives of New Jersey, two feuding housewives pull knives on each other!
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MICHAEL JACKSON BIRTHDAY SIGHTINGS!
On his 52nd Birthday, Michael Jackson has been sighted singing and dancing all around the world.
BECK: "ONLY BAT BOY CAN SAVE US"
WASHINGTON, DC – At his Restoring Honor Rally, Glenn Beck told the crowd that Bat Boy is the only one who can save America.
BRIDAL WAVE: TOILET-PAPER WEDDING DRESSES
ST. LOUIS – The economy is terrible. Brides are forced to come up with creative ways to realize their dream wedding. Toilet paper is the answer.
OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN SEEN AT THE CROSSROADS
MISSISSIPPI DELTA – On the 20th anniversary of his death, Stevie Ray Vaughan was seen at the Crossroads. He can still play that guitar!
BECK: "MLK IS MY BROTHER"
WASHINGTON, DC – Glenn Beck told his audience last night that he is related to Martin Luther King, Jr.
GEORGE BUSH: "I'M GAY"
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.
THE NORTH KOREAN EGG CRISIS
PYONGYANG – The Defense Department has learned that North Korea is behind the tainted eggs found in American grocery stores.
49ERS, CHARGERS FORM GAMBLING RING
SACRAMENTO – The San Francisco 49ers and San Diego Chargers have formed a legal gambling ring.