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toilet paper

MAN USES MUMMY WRAPPINGS WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF TP

June 3, 2020 by Brick Rivers

“IMAGINE OUR EMBARRASSMENT WHEN THE MUMMY WOKE UP!” SAYS THE MAN. Last March, when orders went out for people to voluntarily self-quarantine themselves as the pandemic began to spread across … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags mummy, toilet paper

TWITTER TOILET PAPER

March 30, 2012 by Tap Vann

A new site prints out your Twitter feed on rolls of toilet paper.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags toilet paper, tweeting, tweets, twitter

MICROSOFT TOILETS

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

REDMOND, WA – Microsoft will be releasing Toilet 2.0.  A new toilet that will “revolutionize the way we go to the bathroom.”

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bill gates, toilet, toilet paper, toilets

BRIDAL WAVE: TOILET-PAPER WEDDING DRESSES

August 28, 2010 by Frank Lake

ST. LOUIS – The economy is terrible. Brides are forced to come up with creative ways to realize their dream wedding. Toilet paper is the answer.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags saving money, toilet paper, wedding

MAYOR CORY BOOKER TO CUT TOILET PAPER

July 23, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEWARK, NJ – Faced with tight financials, one city mayor has decided to cut an odd supply!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags toilet paper

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