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OBAMA MAKES APRIL 1st “OPEN BORDERS DAY”
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!
DRONES TARGET RAND PAUL
Soon after Rand Paul ended his filibuster on drones, the White House ordered drones to follow the Kentucky Senator.
DENNIS RODMAN NAMED LEADER OF NORTH KOREA
North Korean leader Kim Jong On ceded leadership of his country to… Dennis Rodman.
BLOOMBERG BANS PIZZA
Mayor Bloomberg has followed up on ban of sugar, salt and styrofoam with a ban on pizza.
AFFLECK TO DIRECT, STAR IN SPIELBERG BIOPIC
HOLLYWOOD – Warner Brothers announced that Ben Affleck has signed on to direct and star in his next feature, a biopic titled “SPIELBERG.”
DRONES TARGET NRA MEMBERS
The U.S. Government plans on using drones against extremist members of the National Rifle Association.
NFL TO SHUT DOWN BY 2020
The NFL announced that due to injury lawsuits and President Obama’s latest initiative, it will shut down in 2020.
OBAMA JOINS NRA
President Obama shocked Americans today by announcing that he has joined the National Rifle Association.
CROCODILE DUNDEE FOUND ALIVE!
Crocodile Dundee, long thought to be dead, was found alive in Los Angeles yesterday.
OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE
At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has issued…
