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Excited scientists are hatching eggs recently found in 130 million-year-old dinosaur nest in South Africa.
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
Shocked scientists told reporters that the Earth is cooling at a dramatic and alarming rate.
President Obama got a tattoo this week. His tattoo is a picture of his own face.
Though North Korea is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.
Mitch McConnell discovered Bat Boy at a convenience store in Wisconsin.
President Obama announced that for today only – the borders to the U.S. will be open. All are welcome!