WASHINGTON, DC – Shutdown crisis causes U.S. to turn to the alien, P’Lod, for financial aid.
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Colonel Meow is the furriest cat in the world!
An astronaut at the International Space Station saw a UFO – a spaceship from Planet Gootan!
ALBUQUERQUE, NM – Sew another star on the flag. Mexico will become our 51st state in 2012.
Chris Brown has reportedly quit music – for good.
Billions of cicadas are terrorizing the East Coast of the United States.
Excited scientists are hatching eggs recently found in 130 million-year-old dinosaur nest in South Africa.
The White House announced today that due to the increasing number of scandals – reporters will not be allowed at The White House until further notice.
The White House reportedly announced that President has taken full control of the internet – issuing an Executive Order to do so.
President Obama reportedly wants to adopt China’s one-child policy for the United States.