MICHAEL JACKSON BIRTHDAY SIGHTINGS!
On his 52nd Birthday, Michael Jackson has been sighted singing and dancing all around the world.
Monthly Archives: August 2010
BECK: “ONLY BAT BOY CAN SAVE US”
WASHINGTON, DC – At his Restoring Honor Rally, Glenn Beck told the crowd that Bat Boy is the only one who can save the United States of America.
BRIDAL WAVE: TOILET-PAPER WEDDING DRESSES
ST. LOUIS – The economy is terrible. Brides are forced to come up with creative ways to realize their dream wedding. Toilet paper is the answer.
OSAMA BIN LADEN IS IN THE C.I.A.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration confirmed tonight that Osama Bin Laden is in the C.I.A.
STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN SEEN AT THE CROSSROADS
MISSISSIPPI DELTA – On the 20th anniversary of his death, Stevie Ray Vaughan was seen at the Crossroads. He can still play that guitar!
BRITISH AIRWAYS FLIGHT: “WE’RE ABOUT TO CRASH”
NEW YORK, NY – Another week, another airline mishap!
PLAXICO BURRESS STOLE JEFF FEAGLES’ NUMBER
NEW YORK, NY – Plaxico Buress will have more to answer to once he gets out of jail!
JUDGE JAMES GIBBONS
NEW YORK, NY – One judge couldn’t seem to kick his “naughty” addiction!
BECK: “MLK IS MY BROTHER”
WASHINGTON, DC – Glenn Beck told his audience last night that he is related to Martin Luther King, Jr.
GEORGE BUSH: “I’M GAY”
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.
