LIMA – Rabid vampire bats are swarming over Lima!
A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.
ROCKWOOD, TN – A Tennessee teenager is seeking help after he began crying blood!
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire. At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”