THE DRACULA FISH RETURNS!

LONDON – The Dracula Fish, who once attacked women in Eastern Europe, has returned!

STUDY: 1 IN 5 AMERICAN TEENS IS A VAMPIRE

A new Pew Research Poll reveals that 19% of American teens are vampires.

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CHENEY COMES OUT OF THE COFFIN

WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is a Vampire.  At a press conference in the hours before dawn, Cheney stated, “I am an Undead-American.”

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