WASHINGTON, DC – In an interview Monday, President Barack Obama restated his promise to create 600,000 new jobs by the end of summer.
craigslist
CIA CLOSES SECRET PRISONS
WASHINGTON, DC – The CIA has announced that it is shutting down its secret prisons around the world. Yard sales will be used to help the agency recoup precious revenue.
JINDAL IN TALKS WITH SATAN
BATON ROUGE, LA – After their crushing defeat in November the Republican Party was left with no clear leader.
Satan Trading for Souls on Craigslist
BROOKLYN, NY – Using the popular website Craigslist, the Devil has started trading human souls for basic goods and services.