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FED SAYS RECESSION IS OVER

August 13, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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Ben Bernanke says that the worst of the recession is over and the economy will level out, thanks to a large reserve of gold found hidden under Mount Rushmore.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags ben bernanke, bernanke, economy, federal reserve, federal reserve chairman, financial crisis, financial institutions, Gold, mount rushmore, recession, rushmore, u.s. economy, world economy

GOOGLE EARNINGS UP

July 17, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Exceeding all expectations, Google turned a large profit this quarter.  Google is now hoping to have several American landmarks renamed.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags golden gate bridge, jefferson memorial, mount rushmore, timothy geithner

JON VOIGHT SPEECH

February 24, 2020June 10, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

In a speech at a Republican fundraising event, Jon Voight decried Barack Obama as a false prophet. He then declared himself the new savior of America.

Categories Celebs Tags adam lambert, american idol, barack obama, bill o'reilly, jon voight, mount rushmore, Videos

CHENEY: LIMBAUGH IS MODEL REPUBLICAN

May 11, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags dick cheney, face the nation, mount rushmore, republican party, rush limbaugh, washington d.c., young republicans

MADONNA NATIVITY SHOCKER

December 23, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags alex rodriguez, brazil, buddha, christmas eve, glasgow, great wall of china, julie taymor, kabbalah water, london, luke skywalker, madonna, mount rushmore, nativity scene, peta, pope, rio de janeiro, vishnu
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