OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE

At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore. President Obama said that he has …

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FED SAYS RECESSION IS OVER

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Ben Bernanke says that the worst of the recession is over and the economy will level out, thanks to a large reserve of gold found hidden under Mount Rushmore.

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CHENEY: LIMBAUGH IS MODEL REPUBLICAN

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WASHINGTON, DC – This weekend, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Rush Limbaugh was his model Republican.

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