WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!
NEW YORK — First lady Michelle Obama will play in the women’s final at the U.S. Open.
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.
CHICAGO – Barack Obama turned 50 today. He joined AARP and got his discount card.
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.
The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!
WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.