WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!

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CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE

PATERSON, NJ  –  Chris Christie and Barack Obama inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.

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CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE

WASHINGTON –  After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.

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MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the  Happy Meal.

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