STRAUSS-KAHN RELEASED; HEADS TO MASSAGE PARLOR

NEW YORK – As Manhattan prosecutors move to drop sexual assault charges, Dominique Strauss-Kahn was released from house arrest.

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To Little Fanfare, Margaret Thatcher Finally Admits To Being a Zombie

After years of being hounded by conspiracy theorists and journalists from alternative publications, reporter Michael “Skipper” Entwistle finally got Margaret Thatcher to admit she is a zombie.