PETA, the animal rights group, will be producing XXX porn videos – so they can reach more people.
PALO ALTO – Facebook founder and CEO, Mark Zuckerberg, loves to kill animals and eat them.
BEIJING, China – Chimpanzees are now being used for outsourced technical support.
LONDON – Pamela Anderson spoke to butchers over the weekend, showing off her meat.
DALLAS – A rare pink hippo, spotted on a farm outside Dallas, was soon shot dead by a local rancher.
TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.
SOUTH CAROLINA – A 900 pound gator was caught this week by a Massachusetts woman fishing in South Carolina.
HOLLYWOOD – Lady Gaga wore her meat dress out tonight and was attacked by a pack of wild dogs.