UFO Phil announced today he has been granted authority to assume the job of President without waiting for the November election.
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ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE THE IRISH!
I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!
CHINA BUYS GRAND CANYON
To help solve the Debt Crisis, President Obama has sold the Grand Canyon to China.
STATUE OF LIBERTY SHUTDOWN
NEW YORK, NY – Statue of Liberty to be shut down due to lack of interest.
STATUE OF LIBERTY REOPENS
NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th. Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.
ED ANGER SAYS: U.S. FIRST, ARABS SECOND!
I’m madder than a camel with a leaky hump about our new Communist-in-Chief giving his first interview to an ARAB TV channel!