CHARLIE SHEEN FORMS CARTEL IN COLOMBIA

BOGOTA, COLOMBIA –  Charlie Sheen has been in Colombia for the last week,  trying to start his own drug cartel.

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CHARLIE SHEEN ADOPTS PORN FAMILY

HOLLYWOOD – Charlie Sheen announced today that when he gets out of rehab he will be adopting seven porn stars and living with them in a new home.

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COCA-COLA’S SECRET INGREDIENT: SALIVA!

ATLANTA, GA – Executives at the Coca Cola, Inc. are fuming after someone in the company leaked the soft-drink’s secret ingredient!

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TEENS GET HIGH LISTENING TO MEL GIBSON TAPES

NEW YORK, NY – They put on their headphones, drape hoods over their head and drift off into a world of “Mel highs.”

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