Lifetime has contracted Lindsay Lohan to play Hillary Clinton in a biopic entitled, “The Bill and Hill Show.”
On the second anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death he was spotted in Ohio with Liz Taylor and Marlon Brando.
SHERMAN OAKS, CA – Charlie Sheen’s new webshow, Sheen’s Korner, was the highest rated show in America last night.
HOLLYWOOD – CBS has decided to help Charlie Sheen get the help he needs. They’ve bought him his own brothel in Nevada.
LOS ANGELES – Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault and battery against a female staffer at a rehab facility.
LONDON – A new study shows that, in Britain, alcohol use causes more harm than heroin and/or crack.
NEW YORK – A drunk Charlie Sheen was arrested last night at the Plaza Hotel. He was naked with 15 escorts and two chimps.
SEATTLE – Courtney Love attacks daughter on her 18th birthday via Twitter. There’s nothing like a Love mother.
