WASHINGTON –Â The White House announced that Michelle Obama is pregnant with the couple’s third child.
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OBAMA WAS BORN – ON MARS!
After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!
FANTASY INAUGURATION
WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning response to the passing of Ricardo Montalban, Barack Obama has announced last-minute changes to his upcoming inauguration.
MERPEOPLE TO BUY CONEY ISLAND
NEW YORK, NY – New York state, desperate for money, has agreed to sell Coney Island to the Merpeople.
OBAMA NUDE
CAMBRIDGE, MA – The shocking photo obtained by Weekly World News reporter Hideaki Tailor reveals that Obama revealed himself during his time at Harvard Law School.