A Dwarf Empire has formed in China – and they are preparing a fight to secede and form their own country.
TOURS OF HEAVEN
MALAYSIA – A tour company is booking trips to Heaven. It’s a trip of a lifetime – you don’t want to miss it!
TOURIST LOST IN MAUI BLOWHOLE!
HONOLULU — A California man got sucked into a Maui blow hole and died.
PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL– A crowd of bikini-clad tourists rioted at a Burger King!
KENTUCKY TO BUILD NOAH’S ARK
KENTUCKY – Anticipating another “biblical” flood, Kentucky is building an ark for some of its elite citizens.
BAT DUO CLIMBS ROCKEFELLER TREE
NEW YORK, NY – As a means of celebrating both Christmas and Britney’s recent success, the bat pair have done the unthinkable.