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RED-HOT STREAK OVER NEW YORK!

November 11, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – There was red hot streak shooting over Manhattan last night!

November 9, 2010 by Tap Vann

LOS ANGELES – A mysterious missile was launched off Venice Beach in California. Authorities believe America may be under attack by aliens.

September 18, 2010 by Frank Lake

LOS ANGELES – President Obama stars in three episodes of the CBS remake of Hawaii Five-O.

August 24, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – A love triangle is brewing and it could get ugly!

August 9, 2010 by Gerry Dorsey

NEW YORK, NY – A longtime TV presence is in danger of being boycotted!

July 28, 2010 by Allie Pruitt

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Bob Barker has a bone to pick with the host of the show he made famous!

April 7, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

DETROIT, MI – North Carolina wins the NCAA Basketball Championship. Broadcast interruption sparked riots in small towns across the country.

April 6, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

BOSTON, MA – Bat Boy is outraged over the postponement of the Red Sox home opener.

February 6, 2009 by Hideaki Tailor

JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.