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ARKANSAS – Once again, hundres of dead blackbirds are falling from the Arkansas sky – two years in a row.
alien attack
ALIENS ATTACK GREAT BRITAIN!
Aliens from Planet Gootan are attacking Great Britain.
ALIENS ATTACK LAMBS
SCHMALLENBERG, GERMANY – Local authorities believe a virus is killing their lambs, but WWN can confirm that The Gootans are responsible
UFO OVER SOUTH CAROLINA
SPARTANBURG – Authorities have confirmed that an alien spaceship attacked another alien spaceship over SC last night.
ALIENS ATTACK RUSSIA!
ST. PETERSBURG – Gootan spaceships fired at commuters in St. Petersburg yesterday!!
ALIEN CAMERAS INSTALLED IN U.S. CITIES
CHICAGO – To prepare for the coming alien attack, all major U.S. cities have installed special infrared cameras to help detect the aliens.
MARTIANS ATTACK AFRICAN VILLAGE
HARARE, ZIMBABWE – Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
UFO OVER ARGENTINA!
Several UFOs are hovering over Argentina. They have been identified as spaceships from Planet Zeeba.