BINCHUAN, CHINA – Aliens from Gootan have been spotted throughout Yunnan province in China.
Year: 2011
INTERNATIONAL SEX SCHOOL OPENS
VIENNA – The world’s first international sex school has opened and is accepting applicants.
ALIENS HERE TO TAKE OUR GOLD?
SOUTH AFRICA – At a worldwide Alien Summit taking place in Johannesburg, experts are speculating that the Gootans are here to plunder earth of its gold.
HORSE MEAT GOES ON SALE ACROSS U.S.
TULSA, OK — Congress has just greenlit horse slaughterhouses. Horse meat will be on shelves across American within two weeks.
CHARLIE SHEEN FORMS CARTEL IN COLOMBIA
BOGOTA, COLOMBIA – Charlie Sheen has been in Colombia for the last week, trying to start his own drug cartel.
ED ANGER SAYS, "I’M SICK OF CHINA!"
I’m madder than a Chinaman in a driver’s ed class about China taking over the world, because they’re not going to take this Yankee to the cleaners.
FISHER CATS ON KILLING SPREE IN THE BERKSHIRES
RICHMOND, MA – Killer Fisher Cats are attacking cats, dogs, bears, horses and humans in the Berkshires. Locals are advised to stay indoors!
ALIENS ATTACK!! (11.29)
LIJANG, CHINA – Three alien spaceships landed on earth today!! Two in China and one in the Indonesian Sea.
ZOMBIES TAKE OVER MEXICO CITY!
10,000 Mexican “undead” walked through the streets of Mexico City looking for brains to eat.