NEW YORK, NY – Today marks the shopping holiday called Cyber Monday, which is also the biggest holiday of the robot year.
Year: 2011
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.28)
The rocket fired by NASA on Saturday failed to hit it’s targets. The alien spaceships will be here within 40 hours.
MILEY CYRUS: STONER OF THE YEAR
LOS ANGELES – Miley Cyrus turned 19 recently and on Saturday night she was given the prestigious Marley Award – for being the biggest stoner of 2011.
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN ARRESTED
CHERRY LANE, MD – Frosty the Snowman was hit with pepper spray and arrested during the annual Christmas parade in Maryland.
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.27)
The North Koreans and the Iranians have joined the international effort to defend earth against the alien spaceships.
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.26)
CAPE CANAVERAl, FL – NASA launched an anti-alien rocket into space on Saturday. It’s mission – stop the approaching ships from Planet Gootan!
ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.25)
Three giant alien spaceships are rapidly approaching earth’s atmosphere. They will be here on November 29th.
"TWILIGHT" CAUSES BRAIN SEIZURES
PEORIA – The latest movie in the popular ‘Twilight’ franchise is reportedly triggering brain seizures in audiences across the country.
