WASHINGTON – The U.S. government is reportedly mandating that all American school kids eat pink slime.
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HORSE MEAT GOES ON SALE ACROSS U.S.
TULSA, OK — Congress has just greenlit horse slaughterhouses. Horse meat will be on shelves across American within two weeks.
POTATO DIET
SEATTLE – The head of the Washington Potato Commission ended his potatoes only diet – he lost 50 pounds in two months.