TULSA, OK — Congress has just greenlit horse slaughterhouses. Horse meat will be on shelves across American within two weeks.
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KIM KARDASHIAN ENGAGED
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian got engaged to Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets. She’s moving to Jersey!
GAY HORSES MURDERED
OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed yesterday. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.
HORSES WITH HAIR EXTENSIONS
SYDNEY – Horses wearing hair extensions? Is this the new fashion fad to take the equine world by storm?