TULSA, OK — Congress has just greenlit horse slaughterhouses. Horse meat will be on shelves across American within two weeks.
HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian got engaged to Kris Humphries of the New Jersey Nets. She’s moving to Jersey!
OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed yesterday. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.
SYDNEY – Horses wearing hair extensions? Is this the new fashion fad to take the equine world by storm?