ALIENS ATTACK! (12.2)

BINCHUAN, CHINA –  Aliens from Gootan have been spotted throughout Yunnan province in China. 

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ALIENS ATTACK!! (11.29)

LIJANG, CHINA –  Three alien spaceships landed on earth today!  Two in China and one in the Indonesian Sea. 

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ALIEN ATTACK (UPDATE 11.28)

The rocket fired by NASA on Saturday failed to hit it’s targets.  The alien spaceships will be here within 40 hours.

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