September 2011

OBAMA RENAMES GOV’T: “FEDERAL FAMILY”

September 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The White House has officially renamed the U.S. Government of the U.S. Federal Family.

September 2, 2011 by Garrett Hawley

Now is your time to get your hands on a Bat Boy Bobblehead!

September 2, 2011 by Tap Vann

ARIZONA – Steven Seagal whacked some puppies in his crimefighting reality show.

September 2, 2011 by Tap Vann

OHIO – 3,000 mysterious panties were found in a wooded area off a county road.

September 2, 2011 by Tap Vann

BEIJING – China is planning to fire missiles at the United States.

September 2, 2011 by Foxington Delaware

CHICAGO – If your husband is useless, it may not be his fault, a top sociologist says. He may just be a moron.

September 2, 2011 by Tap Vann

RUTLAND, VT. — 13 Vermont town are suffering from Hurricane Irene. It turns out that the number 13 is Irene’s favorite.

September 1, 2011 by Frank Lake

BOSTON – The Patriots have signed their 2011 Cheerleading Team. Doug Flutie’s daughter is a rookie on the team.

September 1, 2011 by Frank Lake

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Brett Ratner and Don Mischer announced today that the 84th Academy Awards will be hosted by Charlie Sheen.

September 1, 2011 by Tap Vann

AMSTERDAM – Lab-grown burgers are now a reality!