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burger king

TEST-TUBE BURGERS

September 1, 2011 by Tap Vann

AMSTERDAM – Lab-grown burgers are now a reality!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags burger king, burgers, cows, lab-grown, mcdonald's, People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, scientists, slaughterhouse

MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS

July 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the  Happy Meal.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple slices, Apples, burger king, calories, french fries, fries, happy meal, Happy meals, health, mcdonald's, michelle obama, nutrition, obesity, ronald mcdonald, toys

BIKINI BRAWL

March 24, 2011 by Tap Vann

PANAMA CITY BEACH, FL– A crowd of bikini-clad tourists rioted at a Burger King!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags burger king, florida, Panama City, Panama City Beach, Spring Break, tourists

BURGER KILLER ON THE LOOSE!

September 27, 2010 by Frank Lake

TOLEDO – A crazed burger killer is on the loose in Ohio – stabbing cheeseburgers across the state.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags akron, burger king, cheeseburger, cleveland, cleveland browns, fox news, mcdonald's, pamela anderson, People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, peta, serial killer, vegetarians

BURGER KING BOUGHT – BIG THINGS COMING

September 2, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – The king has a new home – and we’re not talking about LeBron James!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags burger king, burger wars, five guys, five guys: burger and fries, japanese burger king, mcdonald's

BURGER WARS

June 22, 2021August 19, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

NEW YORK, NY – The battle for number one is finally over and the results are in!

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Categories Food, TopStory Tags best burger, burger king, burger wars, five guys, five guys: burger and fries, krispy kreme, mcdonald's

Kim Jong Il Sighted at Chattanooga BK

September 17, 2008 by Reginald Cunningham III

Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags burger king, communist, dictator, dollywood, kim jong il, kimjongil, north korea

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