NEW YORK – Bank of America has added a host of new charges – including The Walking Fee, The Talking Fee and The Looking Fee.
University of Wisconsin, Madison will be putting on Bat Boy: The Musical!
SANTE FE, NM – An alien was caught with a night vision camera – in the act of abducting a woman from her home.
THAILAND – A major new trend in Asia: young girls dressing up as Nazis.
BOSTON – The Tampa Bay Rays clinched the wild card berth – after a major September meltdown by the Boston Red Sox.
SINGAPORE – An “invisible man” is attacking women in downtown Singapore.
PRINCETON, NJ – Princeton Review’s 2011 list of best party schools shocked students from coast-to-coast. Harvard is #1!
HOBOKEN, NJ – Chris Christie returned to NJ from The Reagan Library and took part in the annual Hoboken Donut Eating Contest… and he won!
LOS ANGELES – It was the first day of Dr. Conrad Murrays’ manslaughter trail and who was spotted outside – Michael Jackson!
A team of monkeys finally written the complete works of Shakespeare!