WASHINGTON – Janet Napolitano announced today that, due to increased threats, all airline passengers will be strip-searched.
Month: November 2010
1,000 PIGS SLAUGHTERED
FULTON COUNTY, PA – 1,000 pigs were found on a Fulton County Farm – apparently they were killed by aliens.
BLUE UFO OVER BOSTON
BOSTON – The same UFO that was seen over Virginia two days ago was seen over Boston last night!
SECRET SUBWAY STATION
NEW YORK – A new stop was opened on the 6 Train in New York. “City Hall” Station takes you back in time.
MYSTERY MISSILE LAUNCH
LOS ANGELES – A mysterious missile was launched off Venice Beach in California. Authorities believe America may be under attack by aliens.
BUSH WATERBOARDED CHENEY
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
CHILEAN MINER FALLS DOWN MANHOLE IN NYC MARATHON!
NEW YORK- Edison Pena, one the Chilean miners, fell into a manhole at mile 13 of the NYC Marathon!