SAN FRANCISCO – New evidence of Bigfoot’s existence: he was spotted inside a San Francisco gay bar!
Month: November 2010
YOUNGEST BLACK HOLE FOUND
HARRY POTTER DIES IN DEATHLY HALLOWS
HOLLYWOOD – In alternate ending of the film Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Harry Potter dies.
CAT VS. GATOR
FLORIDA – In a trailer park there was a showdown between a cat and an alligator. Guess who won?
CRUISE SHIP PASSENGERS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
SAN DIEGO – Passengers aboard a Carnival Cruise ship were not stranded at sea… they were abducted by aliens!
AMY-ERIN BLAKELY FIRED FOR HAVING BIG BREASTS
ORLANDO, Fla. – Amy-Erin Blakely, was fired from her job because her breasts were too big.
OBAMA GOES TO MECCA
MECCA, Saudi Arabia (AFP) – Muslims are heading to Mecca for the annual hajj pilgrimage. President Obama is going, too!
UNBORN BABY RAPS IN MOMMA’S WOMB
CHICAGO – Nurses in a maternity ward were knocked off their feet when they heard an unborn baby rapping – in his mother’s womb!
