CUPERTINO, CA – Steve Jobs “freedom from porn” statement caused a firestorm in the tech world, so he created the iPorn.
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CHELSEA CLINTON WEDDING CRASHED
RHINEBECK, NY – Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was crashed by celebrities, aliens and a dictator.
MERMAID HALLE BERRY WASHES ASHORE
MALIBU – Surfers at Zuma Beach were shocked to see a mermaid, especially when the mermaid is Halle Berry!
THE MIDNIGHT COWBOY IS READY FOR THE LADIES!
NEW YORK – You like leather ladies? Well, the hottest gigolo in town is waiting for you to ring his cowbell.
CLINTON THROWS BACHELOR PARTY FOR MEZVINKSY
Rhinebeck, NY – Bill Clinton threw a wild bachelor party last night for his future son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea Clinton wasn’t happy.
ALIENS THROW METEORITES AT BOSNIAN MAN
BELGRADE – A Bosnian man claims he is being targeted by aliens after a sixth meteorite strikes his house.
PAUL MCCARTNEY AT WHITE HOUSE – LENNON APPEARS
WASHINGTON, DC – Paul McCartney was “In Performance at the White House” and… John Lennon showed up!
HOLLY MADISON MARRIES HER FERRET
LAS VEGAS – Holly Madison, star of Peepshow and Holly’s World, went to City Hall in Las Vegas today and married her ferret Sid.
ANNA FERMANOVA, ANOTHER SEXY RUSSIAN SPY NAILED
Plano, TX – Another sexy Russian, Anna Fermanova, has been arrested in Texas and charged with spying for Russia.