PEORIA, IL – Federal authorities are helping SEIU unionize lemonade stands across the country.
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JETBLUE FLIGHT ATTENDANT JUMPS OUT APARTMENT
THE ROCKAWAYS – The JetBlue flight attendant who slid down an emergency chute, was found at his apartment, and he slid out of there, too!
TEEN CHOICE AWARDS – BIG WINNER!
LOS ANGELES – The Teen Choice Awards were aired tonight on Fox and the biggest winner was… LeBron James.
CHEMTRAILS OVER ARIZONA
TUSCON – Mysterious chemical agents are being sprayed over Arizona by the federal government.
GREENLAND ICE CHUNK HEADED FOR MANHATTAN!
NEW YORK – A Greenland ice chunk four times the size of Manhattan has broken off and is headed… for Manhattan!
COLLEGE FOOTBALL RANKINGS: NOTRE DAME #1
TYSONS CORNER, VA — The Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are ranked #1 in the 2010 preseason coaches’ poll.
CHINESE SPIES INVADE AMERICAN SWIMMING POOLS
PHILADELPHIA – Chinese spies, living in the U.S., haven taken over American swimming pools. Americans are burning up!
OPERATION BEAUTIFUL, OPERATION BIG
RENO – Operation Beautiful was started to boost women’s self-esteem. Operation Big will do the same for men.