LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!
QUEEN FIRES ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY!
Her Majesty has had it with her royal brood. They’ll have to fend for themselves …
Queen Elizabeth
PRINCE HARRY SPOTTED AT BURNING MAN!
Prince Harry continues his wild adventure in Nevada – this time he went to Burning Man!
KATE MIDDLETON DEMOTED!
Queen Elizabeth has demoted Princess Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge. Kate now has to curtsey to the “blood princesses” and to her husband.
QUEEN ELIZABETH TO GIVE UP THE THRONE
The day after Queen Elizabeth celebrated her diamond jubilee she has decided to abdicate – and wants Prince William to be king.
QUEEN ELIZABETH SELLS HER BLOOMERS
TMZ reports that Queen Elizabeth’s dirty, old undies have a new home, because a mystery panty lover bought them at an Internet auction for $48k.
OBAMA TOASTS THE QUEEN!
LONDON – President Obama toasted the Queen last night. He was the only one toasting.
CELEBRATE THE ROYAL WEDDING WITH OUR ROYAL E-BOOK
Weddings are fun … especially when they’re of the Royal kind!
KATE WILL NOT "OBEY" WILLIAM
LONDON – Kate Middleton will not promise to “obey” her husband Prince William.