Her Majesty has had it with her royal brood. They’ll have to fend for themselves …
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LONDON – Queen Elizabeth announced that Princess Kate Middleton is pregnant!
Prince Harry continues his wild adventure in Nevada – this time he went to Burning Man!
Queen Elizabeth has demoted Princess Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge. Kate now has to curtsey to the “blood princesses” and to her husband.
The day after Queen Elizabeth celebrated her diamond jubilee she has decided to abdicate – and wants Prince William to be king.
TMZ reports that Queen Elizabeth’s dirty, old undies have a new home, because a mystery panty lover bought them at an Internet auction for $48k.
LONDON – President Obama toasted the Queen last night. He was the only one toasting.
Weddings are fun … especially when they’re of the Royal kind!
LONDON – Kate Middleton will not promise to “obey” her husband Prince William.
