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Tag Archives: obatma
OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED
CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.
UPDATE: OBATMA CELEBRATES!
Obatma rejoices over Clinton’s nomination for Secretary of State position: the Bureau of Mutant Affairs is his!
OBATMA MAKES LARRY KING CRY
LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.
OBATMA: CABINET MEMBER?
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama will soon be appointing members to his cabinet, and insiders are predicting one surprising addition.
OBATMA 2012
CHICAGO, IL – In the wake of President Elect Barack Obama’s speech, Obatma took to the stage to make his own announcement.
OBATMA AND BAT BOY PARTY IN CHICAGO
COLUMBIA, MO – Obatma and Bat Boy are returning to Chicago to celebrate Senator Obama’s victory!
MICHELLE LOVES OBATMA
KANSAS CITY, MO – At a Kansas City rally, Michelle Obama brought Obatma on stage and proudly accepted him into the Obama family!
OBATMA AND BAT BOY TOUR U.S.
Obatma has been on a road tour with Bat Boy rallying support for the Democratic candidate. The two are making appearances in key swing states, happily handing out stickers and posing for pictures.
BAT BOY BACKS OBAMA
Obatma’s half-brother, Barack Obama, has received the political endorsement of America’s favorite precocious mutant: Bat Boy.
