NEW YORK — First lady Michelle Obama will play in the women’s final at the U.S. Open.
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CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.
MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS
Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.
"EAT YOUR PEAS" SUMMIT
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.
DOCTORS WON'T TAKE FAT PATIENTS!
WASHINGTON – Under Obamacare, doctors can now refuse obese patients. And they are doing it!
CHILEAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO SWAP WIVES WITH OBAMA
SANTIAGO, Chile –Chile’s smitten President Sebastian Pinera professed his undying love to Michelle Obama on Monday.