Tag Archives: michelle obama

MCDONALD’S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS

By Frank Lake on July 27, 2011

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.

By Frank Lake on July 12, 2011

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.

By J-Train on May 26, 2011

The J-Train is coming through and he’s got the dating advice you need!

By Frank Lake on May 19, 2011

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.

By Tap Vann on May 17, 2011

WASHINGTON – Under Obamacare, doctors can now refuse obese patients. And they are doing it!

By Frank Lake on March 21, 2011

SANTIAGO, Chile – Chile’s smitten President Sebastian Pinera professed his undying love to Michelle Obama on Monday.

By J.B. Smitts on March 11, 2011

Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!

By Frank Lake on March 8, 2011

RIO DE JANEIRO – President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama headed to Rio to celebrate Carnevale!

By Frank Lake on February 10, 2011

WASHINGTON – President Obama has finally quit smoking! But now, he’s drinking like a fish.

By Pierce Blodyn on January 28, 2011

WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!