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THE FAT POLICE ARE COMING!
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has formed the world’s first Fat Police unit. They’re mission: arrest the obese.
WHITE HOUSE BANS FRENCH FRIES IN AMERICA
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama issued an Executive Order banning the production and/or consumption of French Fries!
MICHELLE OBAMA IN U.S. OPEN FINAL!
NEW YORK — First lady Michelle Obama will play in the women’s final at the U.S. Open.
CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama have inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
OBAMAS TO GO TO BURNING MAN
BLACK ROCK CITY – The Obamas are going to Burning Man to celebrate the President’s 50th Birthday and extend their vacation.
OBAMA TURNS 50
CHICAGO – Barack Obama turned 50 today. He joined AARP and got his discount card.
CHARLIE SHEEN JUMPS FENCE AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – After a man was detained by the Secret Service for jumping a fence at the White House – Charlie Sheen jumped over, too.
MCDONALD’S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS
Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.
“EAT YOUR PEAS” SUMMIT
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.
TOP 5 REPUBLICAN WIVES
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