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ronald mcdonald

MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS

July 27, 2011 by Frank Lake

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the  Happy Meal.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags apple slices, Apples, burger king, calories, french fries, fries, happy meal, Happy meals, health, mcdonald's, michelle obama, nutrition, obesity, ronald mcdonald, toys

RONALD MCDONALD SENTENCED TO DEATH!

May 19, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Eric Holder, mcdonald's, michelle obama, obesity, retire, ronald mcdonald

RONALD MCDONALD GAY!

March 21, 2011 by J.B. Smitts

OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags CEO, gay, James A. Skinner, mcdonald's, McDonald's Headquarters, ronald mcdonald

SF MCDONALD'S CUTS DOLLAR MENU – HOMELESS FIGHT BACK

September 8, 2010 by Garrett Hawley

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The SF homeless will not stand by and let the dollar menu disappear!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Homeless, mcdonald's, ronald mcdonald

RONALD MCDONALD ASKED TO RETIRE

May 21, 2010 by Allie Pruitt

CHICAGO, IL – An advocacy group is asking for the resignation of a very popular character!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags ronald mcdonald

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