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MCDONALD'S ADDS PROZAC TO HAPPY MEALS

Bowing to pressure from health advocates and the government, McDonald’s is putting “happy” in the Happy Meal.

WASHINGTON – The U.S. Justice Department has ordered Ronald McDonald put to death.

OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The SF homeless will not stand by and let the dollar menu disappear!

CHICAGO, IL – An advocacy group is asking for the resignation of a very popular character!