Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!
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OBAMAS GO TO CARNEVALE
RIO DE JANEIRO – President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama headed to Rio to celebrate Carnevale!
MICHELLE OBAMA: TURN OFF THE INTERNET!
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!
CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS
WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.
ROBERT GIBBS RESIGNS
WASHINGTON, DC – WH Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, resigned today because Michelle Obama was not happy that he leaked information about her pregnancy.
MICHELLE OBAMA TO ERECT “PRESIDENT’S BELL”
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama ordered staff to build the “President’s Bell” on the roof of the White House.
CHEESE KILLS, EAT CHEESE
WASHINGTON – The FDA has found that cheese – of any kind – kills. Congress is urging old people to eat cheese.